Smooth-Talker-Mother-Fucker: baby.. i hope tonight was one of the best nights of your life

Hopeless-Lovesick-Girl-Whom-He-Cant-Remember-What-Her-Name-Was: ooh baby!! yes it was.. thank you!!

Smooth-Talker-Mother-Fucker: *disgusting smirk* baby.. (dramatic pause) i just wanted tonight to be perfect for you.. for us..

Hopeless-Lovesick-Girl-Whom-He-Cant-Remember-What-Her-Name-Was: *squeals* (eyes welled up with tears of joy) ooh!! it was baby.. it was!! you were perfect..

AND CUT!!

jesus!!

all this bullshit and drama..

like.. what the fuck right??

yet we see it all the time dont we??

girls falling for the same guy that goes around ditching ever other girl before..

but hey..

are the girls to be blamed here??

i mean..

its not like they intentionally fall for jerks like us ehh fellas??

*snicker*

but seriously now..

i think its THOSE jerks who are the ones we should really be thinking about here..

its as though they have honed their skills yo..

seriously..

they are damned skilled at picking up girls..

who actually worth nothing at all..

jesus!!

come on..

who are you trying to kid..

a girl worth having is one worth keeping..

if your just gonna bump and ditch her..

i rekon, many others can say..

been there.. done that..

but i do beg your pardon miss..

i dont mean no disrespect to women..

all women..

i mean..

yo.. if you aint a cheap whore, you aint gotta feel offended now..

cause this here aint talking about you..

im here to reach out to those..

how shall i say..

players?? is that the right word??

yes..

players..

seriously..

you dont have to brag about how many girls you've tapped thus far..

it wont do you much good anyhow..

what kind of straight edge worthy girl would want a guy like you??

ouhouh..

ps..

good luck when your dick drops off..

god noes what you could have picked up from all your..

uhh..

"prize"??

nownow..

will you look at that..

i have again strayed

from what i wanted to say..

pardon my tardiness..

here's the thing..

why is it..

that in our world todae..

we aim for nothing short of perfection??

do we really noe what that word means??

to attain perfection??

oh god..

that word alone feels too full in my mouth..

look..

im not the kind of guy that will settle with enough..

honestly im not..

i would milk the cow for all its worth..

but thats just it..

is it worth it??

and as far as i noe..

nothing in this world..

this physical world..

deserves a need for perfection..

or for us to be perfect in, for that matter..

perfect..

what does the word mean??

like reallyREALLY mean..

i'll tell you what it means..

one word..

BORING

think about it yo..

if life is perfect..

there would be nothing for us to actually do..

no dos..

no wants..

no needs..

NOTHING

what kinda life would that be??

while its sweet..

that you would want something to be perfect for someone else..

someone special..

yo..

what's sweet is that you tried soo damn hard brother..

here's a shout out to those who think..

they are already perfect..

go bust your head on a wall..