chapter seventy three: pernicious
alright..

enough!!

it's time for a change..



we bet people must be sick of the previous post by now..

yes??



first and utmost..

pornstar industries would like to apologize for being dormant.

due to an ongoing internal strike at our headquarters,

we were unable to process publications of,

"geng jahat: IN YOUR FACE!!"



we, pornstar industries, are happy to sae

that though our internal affairs are far from over,

we have recovered enough, to resume publications..



so, lets get krunk..



this is another public service announcement

brought to you

in parts

by pornstar industries



now this one

THIS ONE..

you gotta see!!

i can sum up the physical part in two words..

lemme spell it for you..



EYE CANDY



get it??



now he really is the eye candy of the lot

just look at him..

and you'd be quick to agree

if you honestly think otherwise

id sooner chop off my you-know-what..



not my dick wise guy

i mean my chin length hair

jesus!! what a perv..



ok so you guys know my vote on this one..

im all in

flat out

all praises

when it comes to the looks department..

so imma stop here..

ayite??



personally

i love him



and no!!

not that ''sick'' im in love with a dude kinda wae, freaks..



but yeah

i owe him alot



a good listening ear when you need one

and when you really need it..

he will put your head straight

get you thinking right..

the go-to guy..



but above all..

a great-great friend..



all in favour, sae..

"wee-weet-whoo-whoo!!"



and there is one thing that makes him stand out among us all..

come closer so i can let you in on this secret..

but remember..

you got to keep it hush-hush..

comprende?!



the secret:

among us all..

all six of us..

stranger, deadfamous, smoovie, pernicious, larazza and myself, pornstar

he (pernicious) is the only one..













TO HAVE TINY EYES!!





shhhhhh!!

now that you knoe..

keep the secret ok??

share the faith..



but seriously..

tiny as it may be..

he is the keen-est observer ever

and he has excellent analytical skills to match



he'd be the one to tell me what he sees

and what he thinks is going on..



and more often than not

the answers are spot on..



all in all..

my one and only cheermyister..



now, let the credits roll

and we'll leave you with another

visual orgasmic experience



in theaters near you:



PERNICIOUS (not for purchase, privately owned)

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