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chapter seventy three: pernicious

alright..

enough!!

it's time for a change..

we bet people must be sick of the previous post by now..

yes??

first and utmost..

pornstar industries would like to apologize for being dormant.

due to an ongoing internal strike at our headquarters,

we were unable to process publications of,

"geng jahat: IN YOUR FACE!!"

we, pornstar industries, are happy to sae

that though our internal affairs are far from over,

we have recovered enough, to resume publications..

so, lets get krunk..

this is another public service announcement

brought to you

in parts

by pornstar industries

now this one

THIS ONE..

you gotta see!!

i can sum up the physical part in two words..

lemme spell it for you..

EYE CANDY

get it??

now he really is the eye candy of the lot

just look at him..

and you'd be quick to agree

if you honestly think otherwise

id sooner chop off my you-know-what..

not my dick wise guy

i mean my chin length hair

jesus!! what a perv..

ok so you guys know my vote on this one..

im all in

flat out

all praises

when it comes to the looks department..

so imma stop here..

ayite??

personally

i love him

and no!!

not that ''sick'' im in love with a dude kinda wae, freaks..

but yeah

i owe him alot

a good listening ear when you need one

and when you really need it..

he will put your head straight

get you thinking right..

the go-to guy..

but above all..

a great-great friend..

all in favour, sae..

"wee-weet-whoo-whoo!!"

and there is one thing that makes him stand out among us all..

come closer so i can let you in on this secret..

but remember..

you got to keep it hush-hush..

comprende?!

the secret:

among us all..

all six of us..

stranger, deadfamous, smoovie, pernicious, larazza and myself, pornstar

he (pernicious) is the only one..

TO HAVE TINY EYES!!

shhhhhh!!

now that you knoe..

keep the secret ok??

share the faith..

but seriously..

tiny as it may be..

he is the keen-est observer ever

and he has excellent analytical skills to match

he'd be the one to tell me what he sees

and what he thinks is going on..

and more often than not

the answers are spot on..

all in all..

my one and only cheermyister..

now, let the credits roll

and we'll leave you with another

visual orgasmic experience

in theaters near you:

PERNICIOUS (not for purchase, privately owned)

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chapter seventy two: smoovie

one of a kind

indeed..

what else would you expect from the loudest extrovert around..

heh'..

now this one really is a little different from all others..

his brain frequency travels at a different level..

the world revolves around him..

as least his own world does..

a self made..

headstrong..

and down right vulgar!!
(insert crooked grin here)

if you cats are in trouble..

he is the one you would want to have around..

as long as you are willing to fight..

he will back your skinny ass up..

but he wont be the one to fight your war for you..

he's just there so that you wont get skinned too badly..

a real workaholic..

and boy will he push your ass along..

dont like it??

drop out faggots!!

ouh..

and one last thing..

ever met a ladies man??

this is one you wont want to miss..

he could, would and probably have sweet talked you off your feet..

and if im right..
(obviously, im never wrong)

he is still on the search and in the game..

ladies,ladies,ladies..

no pushing,scratching or hair tugging now..

all of you are still in the running to be his next priority..

get it??

ouh!! screw the chit chat..

im gonna just give you what you want to see

and shut up now..

ladies..

this is another public visual orgasm experience..

brought to you, in parts, by pornstar industries..

without further ado, i give you..

SMOOVIE (jolly good times guranteed)

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